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 Agent in the Middle
Agent Lori Perkins blogs and tells all
 Association of Authors' Representatives
 Blake Snyder's Blog
Screenwriter and "master of story structure" Blake Snyder runs a blog.
 BookEnds Agent Blog
Agents from Bookends Literary blog
 Caren Johnson's Agent Blog
A literary agent talks pitching and everything else
 Children's Writer's and Illustrator's Market Blog
This blog, run by Alice Pope, is a must-read for anyone writing in the juvenile market
 Chip MacGregor's Agent Blog
A Christian agent speaks
 Chuck's conference speaking schedule
See where Chuck will be presenting and when!
 Colleen Lindsay's Agent Blog
A new agent at FinePrint Literary blogs
 Conferences for writers
 Diana Fox's Agent Blog
A literary agent talks publishing
 Dystel & Goderich Agent Blog
 Elizabeth Jote's Agent Blog
An agent with Objective Entertainment talks crazy queries and much more
 F+W Bookstore
Buy Guide to Literary Agents and a bunch of other great WD Books.
 Folio Literary Management's Blog
All the agents chime in on this new blog
 Full Circle Literary's Blog
Agents from Full Circle Literary in California blog
 Greenhouse Literary Blog
Agent Sarah Davies shares her thoughts and wisdom
 Janet Reid
Agent Janet Reid of FinePrint Literary gives her two cents on anything and everything
 Jennifer Jackson's Agent Blog
An agent with the Donald Maass Literary Agency blogs
 Kate Schafer's Agent Blog
 Kevin Alexander's "Writer's Life" Blog
WD funnyman and contributing editor Kevin Alexander tries to make you laugh while learning something about writing at the same time
 Knight Agency Blog
Exactly what it sounds like
 Lit Agent X Blog
Agent Rachel Vater of Folio blogs
 Lit Soup (Jenny Rappaport's Agent Blog)
An agent at the L. Perkins Agency blogs
 Lyons Literary Agent Blog
Agent Jonathan Lyons blogs
 Maria Schneider's "Writer's Perspective" Blog
The editor of Writer's Digest blogs
 Miss Snark
No longer active, but this blog by anonymous agent Miss Snark still has oodles of priceless info in its archives
 Nathan Bransford
A popular blog from an agent at Curtis Brown in San Francisco
 Nephele Tempest's Agent Blog
An agent with the Knight Agency blogs
 Novel & Short Story Writer's Market
 Poetic Asides
A poetry blog from the editor of Writer's Market
 Pub Rants
Kristin Nelson's Agent Blog
 Publishers Marketplace
 Query Shark
Janet Reid's blog where she dissects query letters
 Questions and Quandaries Blog
WD staffer Brian A. Klems answers questions of all kinds
 Rachelle Gardner
A blog by an agent who specializes in Christian Writing
 Scott Eagan's Agent Blog
The great Greyhaus agent blogs away.
 Script Notes
A WD scriptwriting blog from Chad Gervich, TV producer
 Spencer Ellsworth's Agent Blog
A new agent at L. Perkins Associates blogs
 The Buried Editor
A blog dedicated to juvenile writing (YA, middle grade, picture books) run by an editor at CBAY Books and Blooming Tree Press
 The Inside Pitch Screenwriting Blog
A Hollywood Executive Talks About Screenwriting
 The Rejecter (Anonymous Agent)
 The Shatzkin Files
 There Are No Rules
Jane Friedman of Writer's Digest Books, talks about publishing trends and has interviews online
 United States Copyright Office
 Writer Beware
A site dedicated to protecting writers from scams of all kinds - including unscrupulous agents
 Writer Unboxed
Primarily devoted to genre fiction, this site features plenty of interviews with industry pros
 Writer's Digest magazine
This big hub has tons of online articles from past issues of WD. Check out the revamped new site!
 Writer's Market
This pay site is our online database of listings (magazines, book publishers, agents, and everything else). It has more than 6,000 listings.
 Writers Online Workshops
Online writing courses are taught by WD staffers and contributors
 Wylie Merrick Agency's Blog

 Friday, June 06, 2008
Incoming: Writers' League of Texas A&E Conference
Posted by Chuck

If you live anywhere remotely close to Austin, I highly suggest going to the quickly-approaching Agents & Editors Conference, hosted by the Writers' League of Texas. It's set for June 20-22.

There are hundreds of writers' conferences, workshops, retreats and gatherings each year, and most of them are quite good.  But I'd say there are a special dozen or so each year that are held in the highest regard because they manage to pull together an insanely big number of literary agents and acquisitions editors who can directly help writers see their work in print.  And this WLT conference is one of those special dozen.  In my experience traveling across the country, the single biggest opportunity for writers at a conference is the access they have to agents, managers and editors.  And this one is a treasure trove of agents.

I could list all the literary agents in attendance, but just go ahead and check out the massive list online


Writers' Conferences
6/6/2008 1:15:44 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [5]
Greg Parasmo Leaves the Agent World
Posted by Chuck

You remember literary agent Greg Parasmo as the man who gave one of the funniest agent interviews of all time last year.

He recently contacted me saying that he has left agenting for a job at Scholastic.  Greg worked at Linn Prentis Literary.  I was having a difficult time contacting Linn this past year because she has no Web site, though I did meet her in person last May.  I'm not even sure if she is still actively agenting.  But regardless, Greg is out of the game...


Random Updates
6/6/2008 1:07:21 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [2]
 Wednesday, June 04, 2008
How I Met One of the "20 Worst Agents"
Posted by Chuck

After every conference I attend and present at, I usually blog about the happenings of the weekend - such as the people I met and the things I saw, etc.  If you've read the blog long enough, you'd know I go to a lot of writers' conferences.  And the first one I ever attended may have been the wackiest.  It's when I met an infamous unscrupulous "agent" who was deemed one of the 20 Worst by Write Beware

First: The Conference

I'm not gonna go into specifics (names/places), but let me just entertain you for a second...

So I fly to a location in the Midwest and it's my first writers' conference ever.  I show up the following morning to a Holiday Inn.  I enter the main room and see that the entire audience is comprised of about 9 people.  It turns out that the "conference" is actually just a small writers' group.  So I'm like "OK, Chuck.  Just give your speech and get this done."

After the speech, I start to meet with writers and have those little one-on-one sessions where I just answer any questions a writer may have.  Then one of the attendees comes up to me and shows me her self-published book, asking how to market it and get an agent.  I look at the cover.  It's called "Uncle Jerry and the Bad Touch."  NOT A JOKE!!  Priceless!!

So I stammer for about 10 seconds, then scratch my head, then clear my throat.  "I'm no expert on picture books, but I think this is kind of an odd subject for a book like this," I said. 

Second: Meeting One of the "20 Worst"

I get introduced to the only literary agent in attendance.  Upon hearing I work for Writer's Digest magazine (I did at that time), she immediately blasts my magazine, saying a recent article was inaccurate, etc. (Whatever!)  She introduced herself and quickly brought up that she was on the "20 Worst" list, trying to discredit the list's rationale.

During her speech to the crowd, she revealed why she is one of the most reviled agents in America.  She charges her clients an upfront fee of like $3,000!  Insane again!  When someone asked her about recent sales, she alluded to some private sales to big companies and basically gave no specifics of any kind.  This smooth talking was too slick to be unrehearsed.

There was one especially nice tale she told.  Expounding on why she charges thousands of bucks upfront, she addressed how a lot of people hate her, and even brought up one occassion where a disgruntled writer sent in a "special" package to her office in the Midwest.  This package was rigged to spray dead animal parts and blood all over the office when opened.  It was opened, and some assistant got the surprise of her young life, while this agent got a crazy bill from the EPA after clean-up.

How pissed do you have to be to rig a dead animal bomb?  Doesn't a sick, elaborate thing like that have to clue this bad agent in on something?

Insane.

Anyway, check out the
list of the 20 Worst again just to refresh yourself with those who should be avoided.


Scams
6/4/2008 3:50:47 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [6]
Agent Pet Peeves (2009 GLA Article Excerpt)
Posted by Chuck

I don't why I didn't post this earlier (probably because sickness and the LA conference have dominated my attention)...

Anyway, I have officially wrapped up all editing on the 2009 Guide to Literary Agents. It's over. Finally. Done.  (I. Love. Using. Periods.) To celebrate, I thought I'd post an excerpt from one of the forthcoming upfront articles.




2009 Article Excerpt:

Agent Katharine Sands of the Sarah
Jane Freymann Literary Agency talks
about agent pet peeves.


"...We see a lot of channeled and cosmic-inspired material. Hey, maybe your spirit guides did select the agency, but all forms of faith are a matter between you and your god, not you and your agent. (Besides, how do I know my spirit guides are simpatico with yours?) Connection with the divine is best left to the heavens and out of your pitch.
       "Red flags wave when a writer starts to huff and puff for any reason.  Always behave professionally.  Remembe
r that how you interact is an important indicator of how you will work with your publisher..."

         - "Agents' Pet Peeves: Avoid These Peeves and Get Your Work Read" (page 71)

While Guide to Literary Agents is best known for its large and detailed list of literary agencies, every edition has plenty of informational articles and interviews designed to help writers perfect their craft and contact agents wisely. The 2009 edition is no different, with more than 80 pages of articles addressing numerous writing and publishing topics.

Queries and Synopses and Proposals
6/4/2008 2:45:52 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [2]
Around the Properties: June 4, 2008
Posted by Chuck

Here's a look at what's going on around all the Writer's Digest blogs and properties.

TV producer and WD blogger Chad Gervich has just announced a new pitch workshop for writers.  It's all online at his ScriptNotes blog. He's working in conjunction with The Buried Editor, who is having writers post their one-sentence pitch. And speaking of contests, Blake Snyder, who was the lunchtime speaker at our conference in the LA, is having a contest of his own over on his blog.

One of the most popular and practical features of the year is now online: It's the 101 Best Web Sites for Writers.  Check it out!

Submissions to the WD Annual Writing Competition are now closed.  More contests coming...




Around the Properties
6/4/2008 2:30:18 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [1]
Spencer Ellsworth Temporarily Not Taking Submissions
Posted by Chuck

I just sent him an e-mail and got an auto-response saying that he is "closed to submissions for the foreseeable future."

if you don't know, Spencer Ellsworth is a new agent with L. Perkins Associates.  Chances are, he started and just got buried in submissions.  It will take him a little while to sift through everything and get situated.



6/4/2008 2:18:17 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [1]
The Blog Turns One!
Posted by Chuck

I wrote my first post on this blog one year ago.  One year later. we're still going strong and mentioning encounters with Miss Snark.

Happy B-day to us...



6/4/2008 1:21:47 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [2]
 Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Pitch With a Partner?
Posted by Chuck

Q. One of (my group's writers) is co-authoring a book. She wants to know if she and her co-author would be advised to pitch this book to agents together at our upcoming conference, or if they should they pitch separately, maximizing their coverage. What should they do?

A. Depends. I recently pitched a book to an editor with my writing partner nowhere in sight. It didn't matter because I knew answers to questions. If these writers are a two-headed monster (perhaps one knows the material, the other the marketing), then they should stick together for sure. Presenting together  tends to give off a professional approach. To me, at least...
       If time is an issue, then you they want to split up. At our conference in LA last weekend, we had some long lines for a few agents and hundreds of writers running around. We keep the pitch time very short so the line keeps moving; but if you truly fear you will be missing face time with agents you really want to see, then split up down the stretch.



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 Sunday, June 01, 2008
Meeting Miss Snark - Again!
Posted by Chuck

Last year, at BEA in Manhattan, I had the wonderful experience of coming across famed agent and blogger Miss Snark during the expo. I wrote a post about it. For those who don't know, Miss Snark's original blog was a work of genius and gave infinite great advice. Her real identity is a secret.

Anyway, I ran into Miss Snark on the floor of the book trade show again this year (see picture of the floor in the post below) and we had some laughs.  But it wouldn't be a true Snark conversation without a great quote from the agent master herself - and I got one. When we were on the floor walking around, we came within view of one of her clients (or perhaps it was a potential client? Not important...) The client was a very attractive woman.

"Wow," I said. "She's hot."

"Yeah, Chuck," Miss Snark said. "That's what we like to call platform."


Writers' Conferences
6/1/2008 2:41:35 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [8]
 Saturday, May 31, 2008
My Adventures in Los Angeles: Part II
Posted by Chuck

So many things to say... 

I'm traveling home (connecting in Charlotte) from the conference and BookExpo in Los Angeles. Just like last year, BEA was insane.  So many people wheeling and dealing.  "Buy this.  Sell that.  Did you see that one book?  Is it hot in here or just me?"  As usual, there were plenty of free books around for attendees (advanced reader copies) that I snatched up for future reading.  Score.

Before I forget them or lose my notes, here are some things I learned at the conference and expo that I want to pass on to other writers.

Concerning memoir and femoir, agent Sharlene Martin of Martin Literary Management said that she wants to see a full book proposal with a memoir and not the full text, continuing the neverending debate on whether you treat memoir like nonfiction or fiction regarding submission instructions.  This just seems to vary with every agent, so it seems like you may have to do both, which sucks.  Also, there was some subtle memoir bashing at the conference because, frankly, there is just too many of them out there.

Concerning YA and MG, agent Andrea Brown of the Andrea Brown Literary Agency told conferencegoers that these markets are still red hot, and publishers really want to gobble up authors, which is why it's very common to see a six-figure deal upfront for multiple books.   That's pretty cool.

Concerning queries and submissions, Brown also had some more advice.  She advised those writers who doubt their query writing skills to include the first page (yes, just the first page) with their query.  She encouraged writers to write the query and paste the first page below the query in the body of the e-mail.  Although this goes against the "Submit how the agent tells you to" advice, I kind of liked this tip.  It's only one page, and it may show that you know how to write and hook in an audience quickly.  Interesting tip, and you rarely hear something like this from an agent.

Concerning water pipes, was anyone else staying at the Historic Mayfair Hotel downtown?  This hotel's faucets had no rhyme or reason as to what degree water temperature you would get at any time.  Disaster.

Concerning graphic novels, they are in!  I don't know if this is your bag or not (and I have to admit that I don't know much), but there was some buzz at the expo about these properties.  Mike Kuciak of AEI Entertainment and Literary Management was at the pitch slam, and he ended up sitting next to some literary agents and the three of them talked graphic novel business all afternoon.
      If you're interested in this, see the interview below (in May) with agent Bernadette Baker of Baker's Mark Literary.


Queries and Synopses and Proposals | Writers' Conferences
5/31/2008 8:07:40 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [1]
 Thursday, May 29, 2008
My Adventures in Los Angeles: Part I
Posted by Chuck

Been long enough since I blogged?  (Don't answer that.)  I know - I've let you down this past week, but I was knee deep in duties concerning our writers conference out in LA in conjunction with the BookExpo America trade show.

The cheapest ticket to LA involved me getting up at 3:50 a.m. and flying out of the airport at 6 a.m.  I even splurged and bought one of those horseshoe travel pillows.  Flying that early did give me the opportunity to see the sunrise over the clouds and capture this snapshot:

Who says flying out at 6 a.m.
doesn't have its priviledges?

Anyway, I made it to LA safely, though I've been battling a nasty cold, and the downtown hotel we got a good deal on is kind of a dump - BUT - the good news is: The conference went very well. Nay, it went awesome. Attendance was good and the LA Convention Center was very nice. It was more hectic than last year, and I can recall three times during the day when I was in a flat sprint trying to do something.  Here are some more photos from the day:

This was a panel of script managers who
shared secrets on breaking into Hollywood.
From left: Ken Sherman of Ken Sherman Associates,
Garrett Hicks of Will Entertainment, Margery
Walshaw of Evatopia, and Marc Manus of Manus Entertainment.

Lunchtime speaker Blake Snyder kept the
crowd laughing as he spoke on "What Hollywood
Has Taught Me About Storytelling."

I included this photo of Blake at lunchtime
so you can see how big the conference is. I'd say
the amount of attendees you see is about
60% of all that were in the room.

The Pitch Slam, which featured agents, script managers
and editors, went very well. Here you can see
four different agents sitting down to talk with
writers and listen to ideas.


Writers' Conferences
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 Monday, May 19, 2008
Cool Dialogue Contest!
Posted by Chuck

Fun contest online!

Agent Nathan Bransford of Curtis Brown, LTD is sponsoring a new contest to find the next great writer who can compose scintillating speech and dominating dialogue (not to mention awesome alliteration).

It's a dialogue contest!  Being that my first love was playwriting, this contest excites me (and I may even submit).  All the details are on his blog, so you may want to open up a new tab/window and check those out.  Here's the gist.  You submit 250 words of dialogue and the necessary prose/description that goes with it.  Logically, it would have to be a bit dialogue heavy. 

Submit it by Wednesday, May 21, for consideration and the winner will be announced soonafter.  The winner gets a variety of prize choices, including a phone conversation with Nathan or a query critique.



Reservoir Dogs had good dialogue.

Hat tip on this great
info: future famous
writer Nancy Parish.


Contests
5/19/2008 4:16:55 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #  Comments [4]